Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her
peanuts.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture continued on other
side.
Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she steps on da weighin scale an it says '2 b continued'
Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her..
Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu,
she gets an estimate.
Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his
word for it!
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back
party.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters